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What is this?
Do we have to wear indoor shoes?
What if they don't fit?
(Puts them on right away)
(Press)
Back then, we took indoor shoes with us.
I'm going to bring lunchboxes from now on.
-Where did you get that from? -Hee-chul's fans from China gave us lunchboxes.
The others didn't know how to be grateful.
-No! We ate them before we came. -I ate all of mine.
I was very thankful.
Anyways, Sang-min is very happy lately.
-Why? -Very happy.
-You're always showing up on articles. -You come out on a lot of shows.
Sang-min, stand up.
-Why? -Just stand up.
-Why are you doing this? -Walk forward a bit.
Walk on the path of flowers from now on.
(Walk only on the path of flowers from now on)
(Broad and level road)
(Ho-dong arrives at school!)
(Kang See-Through!!)
(A much lighter body and heart)
The Chief Producer of "Cook Representative" was here a while ago.
-So? -So I told him, "Ho-dong seems to be doing nothing,
so why don't you take him out and replace him with me?"
He was thrilled.
(As expected, the psycho only lives for today)
I respect you so much.
I get shocked from time to time.
When I'm filming "Ask Us Anything," I leave my liver in my refrigerator back home.
And then when I go home, I'm like "Oh! My liver is here!"
When I come back to film again, I say "wait, Mr. Manager!"
Then I put my liver back in there.
(Just then, the two transfer students come to school!)
(Their eyes are on...)
(the female transfer student only)
It's Jong-hyun and Irene! We're doomed today!
-We're doomed! -Why?
They're no fun.
If they were comedians, they would be Kim Yeong-cheol.
-They're that bad? -Yeah, they're like you.
They're awfully boring!
-That bad? -Yeah.
-Singers just have to just sing well. -Right.
That's the Irene I've been searching for.
I kept asking where Irene was.
Isn't there one more of you?
She won't make a surprise appearance?
Nope.
-No. -Nope.
Call Red Velvet's manager and tell him to hurry up and bring Irene!
Where is Irene?
Tell Irene to come! Geez!
-She finally came out. -She's in Red Velvet?
You're alone though!
Irene, smile.
(S...mile)
Did you want to see Jang-hoon?
-Huh? -Did you want to see him?
I was curious.
What were you curious about?
-How big he was? -Yeah.
You saw me before.
You're so scary.
-We met before and did a show together, too. -You're right.
-Yeah. -Yes, I saw you there.
It's okay. Do it comfortably, Irene.
Okay, thanks.
-We'll introduce ourselves. -Okay.
Hello, I'm Jong-hyun from SHINee High School.
-SHINee High School? -SHINee.
Hi. I'm Irene from Happiness Red Velvet High School.
(What's that!)
She was shaking back there because she was so nervous.
Everyone, do you smell that? It's the smell of doom!
(As expected he chose a good word!)
-I'm not done yet. -Yeah, she's not done yet.
I heard that there was a huge giant here who was waiting for me.
-Giant? -Giant.
There's a short giant there!
I'm the short giant.
Short giant Lee Soo-geun.
(Gag code is accurate!)
(♫Run to the wilderness♫)
We don't know that song.
You don't?
-You don't know "Youthful You?" -I just did this.
-Oh, really? -Irene might be older than Jong-hyun.
She's one year younger than me.
Oh, really? What year were you born?
I was born in 1990.
Speaking informally is really hard.
-Speak informally. -I feel so bad.
Then Irene, aren't you a minor?
I'm 26 years old.
She's older than we think she is.
(Baby face Irene)
(Is she a frozen person?)
Why didn't you come last time when all of Red Velvet was here?
I'm a bit...busy.
(Awkward Irene's smile)
Can't you smell doom in the air? It stinks!
Smell of doom!
I'm still shaking!
They're still funny.
She said she's shaking. She's been shaking ever since we were in the back.
She's from Red Velvet! Why do you keep saying we're doomed?
Isn't your real name Bae Joo-hyun?
Yes.
I know about you, girl!
"Girl!"
Her real name is Bae Joo-hyun.
-It is? -Yup.
Why is your name Irene though?
I came to keep peace.
(Unable to understand)
What does that mean?
The goddess of peace.
Out of all the girl groups, Irene is the prettiest.
Yeah, she is.
-Out of all the girl groups, you're the prettiest. -She has a good voice, too.
(Shy)
A while ago, I was on a different show with Red Velvet, but
Irene's hair was blonde then, and she had it in a ponytail.
Right.
She's prettier with her hair down.
You have this Korean look, like you belong in a historical drama.
Very modest.
Thank you.
Watch. You're going to come out in dramas and movies soon.
That's what I think.
Are you good at seeing the future?
-Huh? -You must be able to see the future well.
Would he have ended up this way if he did?
(No excuse to offer)
(Flinching for some reason)
If you could see the future well, why didn't you see that one coming?
He can't see his own future.
Tell me if you want to know something. What is it?
Me? Tell me when I'll get married.
You'll do it when you want to.
Must I tell you that?
Irene, you don't know what happened to Soo-geun and Sang-min, do you?
Of course she does.
She might not know.
-I didn't know either. -Yeah, not everyone will know.
The whole country doesn't know.
She doesn't know.
-I don't know. -You don't know, do you?
Then do you know what happened to Sang-min?
(Glance)
He has no money.
(About to cry)
She doesn't know, but she knows he doesn't have money.
She's accurate.
Then what about Jang-hoon?
-What about Jang-hoon? -You know? You don't, right?
He doesn't have it.
What doesn't he have?
Can I say it?
You can say it.
(Sang-min has no money. Jang-hoon doesn't have something either...)
Can I say it?
You can say it.
He doesn't have a mom.
(Jang-hoon's mom is mysteriously missing)
(Still doesn't understand the situation!)
(Shocked)
His mom is still alive!
No! No! I didn't mean it like that!
No, wait. If she saw the improv, then it could be right.
-Bring mom back. Everything will be solved then. -Why do you keep bringing her up?
You always talk about her.
-Mom! -Mom!
She's thinking about the improv.
-That's right! I saw my friends in it. -She's right if she's referring to the improv.
We need to speak well, or Jang-hoon's mother will watch this and be like...
(Am I still on earth?)
I'm sorry!
(Finished with Irene's clumsy certificate!)
We filled out an application for enrollment.
-Oh, really? -Your backpack looks nice.
-Right? -Bring it here.
You're shorter than I am.
No, I want to give it to our top man.
Si-hoo is in elementary school now.
(Si-hoo's elementary school enrollment gift!)
I'm going to give the application to who I think is the class president.
-We have a class president? -We should vote for that.
(Heading towards the class president!)
Me?
I'm the class president?
He's not our class's class president!
You're the youngest.
(Gave it to him simply because he's the youngest)
He got it right! Based on impact, he's the class president.
No one can beat his kick.
Oh, you watched that.
I'll read this out loud. Name: Kim Jong-hyun.
Affiliated with: SHINee.
Purpose of admission: to treat camera nauseousness.
Future hope: singer.
Is it true that you have camera nauseousness
even though you're always performing on stage?
I get really nervous when I'm on a variety show.
-Not when you're singing? -It's okay when I'm singing.
That's odd. I met Jong-hyun outside-
At a club?
I actually wasn't going to mention clubs...
When I saw him at a club, he was very lively-
Jang-hoon, you go clubbing?
Someone asked to come over, so I went for a bit.
But Jang-hoon...Jang-hoon!
Why? Can't I go?
It's not like there's an age limit.
I'm not a minor either.
Why do you go to clubs?
To listen to music.
I thought Jong-hyun was a bit reserved, but when I saw him at the club,
but he was a real man. He sat there looking cool.
You're a male after all!
Then did you think I was a female?
(My style.)
Very cool!
I'm a male! I'm a man!
Jong-hyun has a very manly voice.
-Honey voice. -Totally male.
-What was that? -You don't know this song?
Sing it for us. Start!
(♫You are so transparent and fragile♫)
(Expert at exaggerated copying)
(Where is the psycho's limit?)
You said your future hope is to become a
singer. What kind of singer do you want to be?
-You're already a singer. -Right.
But why do you want to be a singer again?
I want to keep doing it.
Not an idol but a singer...?
Idols are singers, too.
No, but...
Idols are singers, too!
Aren't you saying you want to be a singer that's more than just an idol?
-Yes. -Why would you say that when idols made K-Pop?
But you can't keep being an idol when you're old.
But the members of Shinhwa are old and yet are idols
to this day. That goes for Japan's SMAP, too.
Can you...I'm sorry, but...
(Feeling hopeless)
I sincerely apologize.
Please take this out.
Actually, I've been a fan of a singer here since I was in school.
Since you were in school?
Buzz.
When I was in a band in middle school, I performed "Travel to Me."
I used to play bass.
Yeah, he plays it well. Sing one of Buzz's songs for us.
(Immersed in emotions!)
(Has a different charm than the original song. Gentle voice that fits "Thorn.")
(Original singer approves, too!)
-You should return it! -Sing his song! Go!
Sing SHINee's song as a response.
-Huh? -SHINee's song.
You don't know our songs, do you?
I'm sorry, but can you cut this out?
(Like father like son)
It's okay if he doesn't know. We have a lot of songs.
I'm sorry. I suddenly can't think of them.
-I know what you mean. I understand. -I'm very sorry.
Then Irene, give your enrollment application to
the person you think is the class president.
Okay. I got it.
I'm going crazy.
She has such a baby face.
-She looks really young. -She does.
I was surprised.
We're doomed!
Really? You're lying!
("No fun" meets "No fun!")
Irene's parts have passed away.
Isn't this like charity?
But why did you give it to Yeong-cheol?
Last time my friends came out,
and I watched him counsel them.
-I was very good to them. -Yes.
I'm not the type to talk about my hardships, so I couldn't do it.
Yeong-cheol caught that,
and talked to me about it.
I feel like I got healed.
(As a leader, she thanks Yeong-cheol!)
-Thank you. -You're welcome. I counseled two of them.
Irene. Affiliated with: Red Velvet. Age: 26.
Purpose of admission: I came here because there was someone who was looking for me.
Future hope: singer.
And someone she doesn't want to be partnered with: Seo Jang-hoon.
Reason: It's burdensome.
Why are you burdened by Jang-hoon?
Because he's tall.
(Turned to stone)
-Irene. -Yes?
What do you think love is?
Love?
Love...
What's that?
There's no such thing as love.
(Bitter)
But I think you guys have a lot of questions for us.
So we prepared quizzes.
-Good job. -Good job.
Give us the quiz.
(Quiz about me)
Irene, I can see your expressions well from here.
(Doesn't know what to do)
She's similar to Han Chae-young.
She's very pretty.
-Irene. -Yes?
Yes? Yeah?
(Feels like she's about to cry)
Be comfortable. It's fine.
Irene, you have something on there. You should take it off.
You're good at greeting people.
(They did what I thought they wouldn't...)
(100% satisfied! It really happened!)
(Average age 40.8)
(Abundant power of an old man!)
(Big old man moves!)
Sang-min was faster than me.
(Happy because I'm an old man)
Here goes.
Number one. What is my hobby?
Not interested. Number two.
(Wanting to hide behind the lecture desk)
(Big old man who is complimenting him)
It was of very high class and at good timing.
(Irene's time of ordeal)
Number two!
Guess it!
Pansori.
The answer is pansori.
-It's not! -Try it!
-What? -Try it! You might be good at it.
-Start! -Start!
See? You're good at it.
I know! Stretching.
-No. -Try it!
If you try it, you might be able to find a new hobby.
-I'm a very flexible person. -Oh, really?
I know! Pilates!
No.
Cleaning.
Oh, it's similar.
Organizing your closet.
No, but it's similar to that.
(Close to the answer!)
Oh, I know!
-Can I answer? -Yes.
Ironing.
-You got it right. -Yo.
(Celebrating oneself with self-applause)
Irene is like a good wife and wise mother.
-You're right. -Wow.
Since when were you good at ironing?
Ever since I was little, I always ironed my dad's clothes.
Oh, really? Iron this.
(Glare)
I was joking.
Ironing. Wow.
Is there something between Hee-chul and Irene?
Irene gave him a quick glare, but right away Hee-chul...
I can't dare act all out in front of kind people.
-I can't act all out to kind people. -You call that an excuse?
Irene, give us the next question.
I always do this when I meet people for the first time.
Iron their clothes.
No.
I want to say something, but I'm afraid you'll say it's no fun.
Why are you being such a coward today?
Smoke in their faces.
(Cold!)
He could die if you hit him with this!
If you hit him with this, he'll die!
Hit me. I'll get my head on right after that.
(I deeply regret!)
What did Irene do when she first came into the classroom? I think she was shy.
I'm still doing it.
Smile!
Become serious.
Hesitate!
This is hard.
Wink!
-Wink? -Yes.
You start to blink a lot.
-Jong-hyun knows. -I know!
You become afraid.
-You're right. -I'm right?
Yes.
What kind of action do you do?
(An act of being afraid of strangers?)
She'll act careless.
You cover your face like this? "Hello?"
I'm sorry, but your face isn't all covered up.
(No wonder...I could see well)
Then Irene, who has the best first impression out of all of us?
The best?
Except for me.
-The one with the best first impression. -The best one?
(Father and son who are particularly nervous)
(Thinking for a long time)
Kang Ho-dong.
(Everyone jeering)
(Embarrassed)
How can he have a good first impression?
This is the usual repertoire. Everyone picks Ho-dong.
(Unable to cope with)
Kyung-hoon thought it would be him.
(I got caught!)
Kyung-hoon has a lot of resentment towards Red Velvet.
Why?
-Because of Ye-ri's "Coward." -"Coward, coward, coward!"
"Coward, coward, coward."
(Extremely shocked Kyung-hoon)
(Mutiny of spearhead Ye-ri)
(Historical moment that wakened a mutiny)
Irene, do you know the song "Coward?"
(Bad feelings melt away)
She has experience, so she knows.
Oh, this!
What's that?
Because Kyung-hoon sings with his head.
(Memory of using the head as a singing method!)
-Next question! -Next question.
What do I always eat after I eat a meal?
Don't say it, okay, you guys?
(Irene knows the regular comments)
We won't!
-We did it too much. -We did it too much, so we won't do it.
-Ho-dong. -We decided not to do it.
I won't!
Eundan.
(Old people smell)
(Great fuss)
It's okay, isn't it?
(Irene thinks differently)
-No! -It makes you refreshed!
-It's good! -Hit him hard.
She can never hit me hard-
(Beat him with one go!)
Then your first impression was a lie?
I know! If you chewed acacia gum, then your bad breath will go away.
Acacia gum?
Some people don't know about that here.
Ho-dong!
Wild root!
(I'm a fool for even anticipating...)
(Time to eat root!)
(About to squeeze out the juice of the root!)
(Reaching the state of nirvana)
What do you eat after your meal?
Oh, it's something you eat with milk.
-I know. -Your house? (Korean pun)
(Makes him want to cry)
(At last Irene bursts into laughter!)
(Ho-dong who goes to compliment him right away)
I know. Cereal.
You're right.
You ate already but you eat cereal again?
(Can't understand)
Think about it, Jong-hyun. She already ate.
It's strange.
You eat cereal for dessert?
After I eat, I always have to eat cereal. And after I eat cereal, I have to eat food.
Then how come you don't gain weight?
I do.
-She's not the type to gain weight. -She probably eats in small amounts.
But those types could have central obesity.
(Suffers all day long...)
Give us the next question.
What was my dream when I was little?
-Singer. -No.
-Miss Korea. -No.
-A good wife and wise mother. -No.
I know. Announcer.
Oh, you got it right!
That's amazing.
Try saying "JTBC news."
Do it on the spot like this.
Hello. This is JTBC News's anchor Kim Hee-chul.
Comedian Kim Yeong-cheol has decided to voluntarily leave "Ask Us Anything."
And next news.
Wait. That's it?
It's unfortunate news.
Lee Soo-geun couldn't resist and once again fell into temptation.
(News he didn't even know himself!)
-Next up...Do it like this. -Hee-chul.
Knock on wood three times.
(That last news was invalid)
If you guys make the articles, I'll read them out loud.
If we write the news, then Irene will read them all?
Okay, okay.
(The brothers are sincerely writing their own hopes down)
(What kind of articles did they write?)
Let's hurry up and do this.
(News start!)
Action!
That's a broadcasting accident.
(Pretend that never happened and start again)
-I'll re-do it. -Okay.
Hello. I'm JTBC's anchor...I'm sorry.
It's a recording today.
(That's a relief!)
Do it comfortably.
Hello. I'm JTBC's anchor Irene.
This is the first news.
Kim Yeong-Cheol, who was worried because of his parts in "Ask
Us Anything," currently has the most parts and is the most-
There's a bug in my ear!
(Chaos)
Hey, wait a little bit! Get out!
-That was my news! What's wrong with you? -I'm glad that was his news.
It's a recording. Re-do it.
(Laughed for now because it was a pre-recorded news)
(A broadcast accident that actually happened!)
I saw Kyung-hoon's back.
He was up to something. He kept on squirming.
(Shy)
He was looking for the right timing to say that.
That's right. He has to get the right timing.
(Our Kyung-hoon did it!)
You're wearing army prints, too. Your concept is great!
Lee Soo-man of SM Entertainment, the symbol of K-Pop,
has chosen...
world star Kim Hee-chul to become his successor.
Upon hearing the news, Kim Hee-chul was extremely happy
and urged Lee Soo-man to give him the shares, too.
In response, Lee Soo-man...
-Lee Soo-man did what? -Lee Soo-man...
How do I do this?
Do it well.
One, two, three, four.
"Don't urge me..."
"Don't urge me. I'm not going anywhere. I'll be your shares."
(Clap and cheer for his elaborate scheme)
(Kim Hee-chul, currently the best entertainer..."In the midst of running amok")
That's how he answered.
Next news.
This is entertainment news.
(Explosion of reaction)
This is the first news.
JTBC's "Ask Us Anything" was chosen as the best show of 2016 by the viewers.
Kang Ho-dong is receiving a lot of love.
We'll connect to a video interview.
Hello, this is reporter Lee Soo-geun for the video interview.
We'll meet today's stars one by one.
-First off, Kang Ho-dong has come out today. -Yes.
"Ask Us Anything" has made a tremendous effort to come this far today.
How do you feel right now?
Well, I don't think it's because of me-
You XXX!
Hey, you XXX!
(Intruded as a drunken person!)
(The person who's watching it is embarrassed)
This really happened.
(Mysterious victim)
(Ho-dong's happy news has ended)
Did he take drugs? Why is he like this today?
I thought he had something to say, so I came to meet him.
Min Kyung-hoon, you have been chosen as the hottest person who does the best ad-libs.
Is there a secret method for that?
(Violent)
I told you to get lost.
(I'll just laugh!)
I have just interviewed XXX.
How can such a XXX exist?
(A dual live broadcast that has turned into a mess)
(Attempt to interview Hee-chul!)
(Stubbornly refusing)
(I can't beat that psycho)
Lately he's been copying girl groups and making them into stars.
I'll be meeting him now.
Hee-chul, please show us a fun talent on our show!
Just once, please do it for us!
Please..."don't urge me. I'm not going anywhere. I'll be your baby."
(Corresponding is good!)
Mo-mo, thanks for saving me today!
(End of happy news!)
Irene, how was it being a news anchor? Did you like it?
It's very hard.
-It's hard? -Yeah.
It was comfortable because it was a recorded news, right?
I was glad.
What is the skill that I think I am better than anyone at this school?
It seems like there's nothing.
Think carefully. There should be.
I think we're better at sexy dancing.
I'm being serious.
Try it! We're sexier!
Kyung-hoon is no joke.
(Fatal hip moves)
(Homme fatale who wears a net!)
(Shy girl)
(...Changed with the music!)
(Giving off her charm)
(Irene + Psycho Irene combination)
(Fixed gaze)
(Very cooperative)
(Perfect dance moves from TV mania)
How do I know all of this?
(Explosion of charisma)
It's like you're a member of the same group.
When I dance with Twice, I'm a member of Twice, and when
I dance with Red Velvet, I'm a member of Red Velvet.
How can she suddenly change like that?
I know. She's so fake.
(Quickly turns modest again)
What was the question again?
What is the skill that I think I am better than anyone at this school?
Did we answer it?
No, you didn't!
Focus, you guys!
-You need to listen to others! -All right.
(How cute)
She could be good at something because she's a girl.
You're right.
Jump-rope!
Jump-rope? No.
Jack-stone!
No.
It's an ability.
She said it's an ability.
Oh, I know!
Flexibility.
You got it.
-You need to take off your shoes. -It'd be the same.
Be careful.
You came down a lot. Don't you get nauseous?
(Tremble, tremble)
I did it!
But this is really hard.
You can't bend!
(Flushing face)
(Pretty good?)
-It's tiring. -You were good.
Next up is Ho-dong.
(Next challenger is Ho-dong!)
You can't be a strong man if you're not flexible.
(Sure...)
Let's go.
(Tap)
Hurry up and do it!
(A trick to touch and leave in an instant)
Your knees were bent!
Is this your first time doing a show?
(Shameless)
Geez! Goodness! Gosh!
(Anybody can see his bent knees)
How can a person be so full of lies?
(Laugh)
Put your feet together and hold this.
Like this?
(Needs to fix net in order to watch him!)
I can't go down then!
It won't work!
I can't go down!
What are you guys doing?
One. One.
(Now properly trying!)
One, two...
You have to stay.
-Three! -Okay, here.
Okay, here.
(I lost...)
All that fuss for this?
(You said you can't be a strong man unless you're flexible...)
(Trouble breathing)
(Humiliating moment that is permanently engraved on his socks)
So neat.
(Because the giant's feet are precious)
-Aren't you going to take off your shoes? -After I go up there.
(Lightly stretching his body...)
Here! Here!
(Even if you go down, it's just below the knees)
You know I don't like this!
-Sorry! -Don't you know I don't like this?
If you don't like it, you need to get married.
How many lines did you draw on his socks?
Did you practice at home?
One, two, three!
(Tap)
(Shooting pain)
Two. Three!
Hang on!
(Almost same as Hee-chul!)
You have to hang on.
-Hang on, Yeong-cheol. -One, two, three!
(He stretched!)
(Surpassed his friends and ascended to number one!)
(All-round sportsman Soo-geun!)
Put your hands there first with your knees bent.
-I just have to stand. -You just have to stand up!
(G...Genius?)
(They'll hold his hands from the side...)
These legs weren't yours from the beginning!
(Punch)
(Ho-dong's coaching that could be felt all over the body)
(R.I.P Soo-geun)
He got hit really hard!
(Too funny)
(Sorry)
His feet are asleep.
This much would be good.
Soo-geun, you just have to straighten your legs. It's easy.
I'll start!
One. You just have to stand up. Go, go, go.
Hold on.
If this doesn't work out even if I straighten my legs...
do I have to dislocate my shoulders?
No matter how far I go, this won't work!
(Invincible woman who is laughing brightly)
Even if I put my head here, I can't go down!
Anyways, Irene is bursting into laughter.
Look at that pretty laughing flower.
One, two, three.
-This -Yeah.
(Still he entered middle rank!)
Kyung-hoon.
More, more, more!
He's going to show us a slapstick comedy, so it won't be
fun if we hold onto him. Let him fall and make it funny.
He wants you to fall and make it funny.
-Me? -Yeah.
Hey, you XXX!
(Extremely shocked)
They can hear you!
You XXX, they can hear everything!
Aren't you going too far?
(Chaos)
(Final round boss of mutiny)
Soo-geun, hold on. Buy me soju later, okay? Buy me a comforting drink.
(Hehe. Joking.)
(Min Kyung-hoon's try!)
-Three! -Three!
More, more, more!
Be serious about it.
-Second place. -Who's first place? Yeong-cheol?
I'm first place.
Next is Irene.
But even if Irene's head goes down to her ankles,
she won't be able to go all the way down.
-You're going to keep your shoes on? -It might not work.
I can win all of you even with my shoes on.
Irene can't take off her shoes.
Her feet smells really bad.
(Please refrain from creating harmful rumors...)
(Whoa!)
(Making a great fuss)
Can you do it one more time? I didn't see it.
I didn't see it. One more time.
One more time!
Hold on. I'm sorry. It's not that I don't trust you.
Hold onto it.
-Okay, let's go. -Stop!
See? It's hard.
( She's going...! She's stretching her hands...!)
(Will Irene be able to surpass the brothers?)
See? It's hard.
She broke the record!
You're really good at it.
She stretched 20 centimeters more than her height.
(Irene wins the flexibility contest!)
Irene, this is your last problem.
You can do a music quiz, too.
Sing two characters and we'll guess the song.
-How do you do that? -Only two characters?
"Geu"
"Your memory."
(Classroom buzzing in excitement because of cool game)
It's a popular game in SHINee.
"Juk."
"I only loved you until the end."
You got it right!
We just have to win the person singing it.
"Chun."
"Even if a thousand years pass, I won't change."
Isn't that your song?
What kind of song has "Chun" in it?
"Chun."
"Hurray for strong men!"
(Not a kick but a high-five)
He guessed it right even if he's my rival, right?
The first tune is important.
You need to get the beat right.
Let's play with only one character.
Okay, go.
"Il."
I know! "One plus one is Kiyomi!"
"Two plus two is..."
"I know! Ilala Ilala Japan!"
(What's up with him again...)
"Il!" First, take a look at it!
(Burst into laughter)
("Did you season the bean sprouts, Soo-geun?")
(Moving up and down)
(Two old men who are excited by old gags)
"Il?" What is "Il?"
I'm going nuts.
Everyone, how about we hear the answer to this
first and then start properly from the next one?
What's the answer?
This is "Daring Woman."
(Seo Joo-kyung's "Daring Woman")
"You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"
"You're only cold to me, aren't you?"
"That's right!"
"I know."
(Shy, shy)
I think we need two characters.
Do current songs!
-No, no! Do old songs! -Yeah, old songs.
Sorry! Do old ones!
(The brothers who are nauseous about modern culture)
"Dong."
-"Eastern Sea and Mount Baekdu." -No, no.
She said "Dong" really excitedly.
You're right. It's an exciting song I heard back in the days.
"When you go to the east, soogeuk, soogeuk!"
(Me, too!)
(Deeply resentful old men's mournful cries)
(A traditional ballad festival called by "Dong")
I don't like this song.
Is "Dong" the beginning?
You'd be good at it.
I'd be good at it?
"Even if I go on top of a hill, I'm 160cm."
(A song that little kids know well)
(Amazing)
Do it together.
(Twitch)
(Like this)
Beat box Kang Ho-dong! Come on!
(Vroom vroom)
"Ke, ke, ke, ke. Ku, ku, ku, ku. I wish I was
tall! I wish I was tall! I wish I was tall!
"Head, shoulders, knees, and toes are 160."
(Very good)
"Even if I go on top of a hill, I'm 160."
Irene, even if you go on top of a hill, you're not even 160.
"Even if I fly on an airplane, I'm 160!"
(My style)
Wow! Two meters!
(207cm uncrossable wall!)
Ho-dong said this is fun. Let's do one more.
This is the last one.
"Da."
"Da?" Is it a dance song?
-"Da." -"Don't give up on everything!"
-No. -I know!
I know! The answer is Turbo!
(Poppin Psycho)
(Now he's doing Turbo, too!)
(Energy, power)
That was great.
Is it a group?
It's a solo artist.
Solo and dance.
-"Return everything!" -You got it right!
(Kim Hyun-jung's "Bruise" is the answer!)
(Happy dance ceremony)
(90's hit song!)
This is really the last one.
-"Yeo." -Huh?
-"Yeo?" -Yeo.
"The time you're breathing here."
(It's not "3!4!")
"Hello, it's me."
-No? -No.
"Connecting link. Your and my connecting link."
(What is he saying?)
(Connecting link # Hip hop)
(For the brothers who don't know hip hop, it sounds like alien language)
"Yeo..."
"Over here! Hear my story!"
(Mournful)
(What was that...)
What happened?
(Drifted into a beggar's song)
She ran away!
I see!
(Life acting)
Over here!
(Brothers following right away)
(Won't get much older than this)
-Is it this? -This isn't it?
Nope.
Hey, Soo-geun. Soo-geun.
Soo-geun, take Ho-dong to the karaoke room.
(Explosion of excitement)
Was it close?
No.
Not at all.
(Thinking carefully)
"Let's leave on a trip!"
-"Let's leave on a trip!" -No.
Seriously, you should go.
You've been working a lot lately.
It's related to summer, right?
-No. -Woman?
Yes.
It's about a woman.
Oh! "Woman is a ship and man is a port!"
You got it right!
"Man is a boat" comes first.
-I know. -What is this?
You should have sang, "Nam."
I'm sorry!
No wonder we couldn't get an answer.
We were spending about thirty minutes trying
to find the answer to something incorrect.
But we still found the answer.
Yeah, he got it right.
I want to applaud our endurance.
(Ascended to MVP of "Jong-hyun's game")
This is fun. Do you have the portrait rights to this?
Portrait rights? Well, no.
You mean copyright, not portrait rights.
I don't have copyrights. You can use it all you want.
-Take this then. You got something, okay? -Thanks.
-This is ours, okay? -Okay.
You can have it.
(Quiz about me)
Jong-hyun, don't be too burdened. We have absolutely no interest in guys.
-That's why I prepared a story about girls. -Yes!
You prepared a story about girls?
Wait. Let me ask you this. Is there a present
for the one who answers the most questions?
I heard there was something you guys always request from the people who come here.
-A kiss? -A kiss?
I'll do it.
Darn it.
(That's a punishment!!)
I like it!
I like it! I don't discriminate.
Me, too.
I have a very unique sleeping habit. Guess what my sleeping habit is.
I know. You snore, gnash your teeth, and talk in your sleep.
I don't.
(Hit)
(Uppercut!)
(Chortle)
That was an offensive hit.
I feel really offended.
-I'm sorry. -I know.
You talk.
No.
I know. You sleep inside your blankets.
No. It's the opposite.
(Almost there)
(What is it?)
-You sleep face down. -No.
-You sleep without blankets. -No.
Jong-hyun.
I really don't know what the heck your sleeping habit is.
(We're not curious)
Honestly, you're not interested, right?
No, we are.
(Why should I know?)
Whether you sleep like this, this, that, or that.
Do you sleep naked?
Oh, it's similar to that.
You slept with clothes on, but when you wake up, your clothes are off.
You're right.
That's why I don't wear a lot of clothes when I sleep. They'll come off anyways.
(Obscene)
Why did I answer this?
I didn't think I would get it right.
I have a big mole on my body. Where is it?
I really don't know where the heck your mole is.
(I want to hide, too)
Jong-hyun...
You don't want to know, do you?
(Brothers have no interest)
It must be somewhere.
I have no idea where it would be.
It's on my upper body.
-I know. Your side. -No.
(If not, fine)
Did you just yawn?
Come here.
(Was it that obvious?)
-Waist! -No.
-I know. -Where?
Top of the head.
Top of the head?
(Did I hear wrong?)
-Why? -Get hit on the top of the head.
Why?
-You're the one with the mole on top of your head. -Yes.
I have a mole on top of my head.
Really?
(Stampede)
(With one mole...)
(Increasing attention gap)
What's this? This is my question!
Pay attention to me!
The sole of your foot!
(Kyung-hoon continues showing his interest.)
(What is going on...)
Pay attention to me!
(Doesn't care.)
(Gives up.)
Hee-chul, you've come far.
Pay attention to me.
How did you find out?
Her boyfriend told her because he's taller.
My hair stylist told me.
- She should fix her hair. - Hair stylist?
(They only see Irene.) - No, it looks sexy.
Are you going to answer my questions?
Yes, what was it?
You will?
What was the question?
Find a mole on my body.
I got it. Bottom of your foot.
Nope.
Your back leg.
Back leg? Close!
I got it! It's on his back.
He's right. It's on my back.
We're solving this really quickly.
Guy's questions go by really fast.
It took 3.5 hours for Irene.
(Embarrassed.)
We can finish yours in 30 minutes.
He's so innocent.
He's really nice.
(Innocent Jong-hyun's next question.)
What am I into these days?
Women. Next!
(Punishment as soon as he heard it.)
Not recently? Always?
(Unbelievable!)
Got it!
Clubbing!
- Clubbing! - No!
How long has it been since your debut?
9 years.
So 1 year left?
Contract with other agencies?
(Loss for words.)
Alcohol!
Nope.
Game.
It is a game.
What kind of game?
Clash of Clan?
LOL?
No.
Starcraft?
Nope.
Got it!
Tetris!
Nope.
(Not this?)
(Why not? It's fun.)
There are many types of game.
What type of game is it?
- Angry Bird? - Playstation?
Correct!
Video console games.
That's correct.
Jong-hyun.
I have no idea what console games are.
You don't?
It's my first time hearing it.
I guess you can say video games?
Do you know what it is, Irene?
I do.
What's your favorite game?
Me? I like Tetris
(Irene and Ho-dong, same generation?)
She knows old songs too!
Are you same age as us?
(Every question leads to Irene.)
Next question.
What's my dogs name?
(That's too much!)
I have to guess your dog's name?
I'm being serious.
I have no idea what your dog's name is.
Got it!
Shy!
(Blurting out anything that comes to mind.)
He said my dog's name.
My dog, Poppy.
(My dog is Poppy!)
(Bark bark!)
(United under Poppy!)
My dog is a girl.
My dog peed on my white shirt.
So I said you're really *blank*
Troublemaker.
Got it! Shocking girl!
Sorry.
Shocking girl?
Nope.
A girl right? She~
Wrong.
But that's an interesting name.
Got it! Peeing in public!
No. Think about what I would say.
Annoying.
No,but close.
(Wrong but, close.)
Yeong-cheol, you might get the kiss.
Trouble.
That'd be my last answer. I quit.
Got it! Really Something!
Correct.
(That's the name?)
You're really something!
That's how she became Really Something.
(She got the name from her one mistake)
Last one for 1000 points.
Last one?
I get a follow on Twitter, not a kiss.
Okay.
What's a sport, I enjoyed the most?
I don't like sports.
It's a little erotic.
But there's one sport I really like.
What is it?
It's erotic.
What is it?
It's erotic, I can't answer it.
Hee-chul, what is it? Guess it right!
- Do you like hitting people? - Something you've done?
You had fun doing it?
(Erotic Devil 2)
(Erotic Devil 3)
Fun and happy.
(Erotic Devil 4)
(Erotic Devil Outbreak!)
He wasn't flexible.
It's a only sport I've ever liked.
I even entered a competition.
Competition?
Yes and I won.
Got it! Gateball!
No.
(Totally his style)
(Practicing with grandpas?)
A lot of people enjoy it!
I know.
But not yet.
Kendo!
Correct!
Wait, it was a 1000 points question.
He won Jong-hyun's kiss!
Kiss him!
Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss!
(Congrats on the kiss!)
I want something else!
What do you want?
Kiss on the cheek?
- I do have something! - What is it?
- Do you use SNS? - Yeah.
Take a selfie with me and,
post it saying you love me very much.
Okay.
(Gladly accepts it) (He loves it)
- Write something good. - Alright.
Jong-hyun's SNS gift complete!
I didn't know he was such a good person.
Jang-hoon take care of Idols.
(I wanted him to follow me...)
Kendo is a difficult sport.
You need a long time to get good.
I did it for three years.
- When I was in elementary school. - Show us.
Kyung-hoon.
(Changed clothes for Kendo sparring.)
Wait, excuse me!
Why does Jang-hoon have lace?
I want it too!
I want lace!
It was too small,
so they extended it with lace.
The staff did it themselves.
(2016 S/S, sexy rose style.)
You should be thankful.
- Did it surprise you? - What made Kendo so fun for you?
I went to Kendo academy first.
It was my first time,
someone teaching me something.
It was a lot of fun.
Can you show us some moves?
- Some moves? - Isn't there a move like this?
That's Haidong Kendo.
(Kendo learned from Anime.)
What's the difference ?
I learned Daehan Kendo.
Haidong is more swordsmanship.
It's kind of like this.
Daehan Kendo is focused on sparring.
Sparring?
It's too dangerous to do it for real.
So we made new rules.
(Split into two teams.)
(Use sponge swords in set amount of time.)
(Person who knocks off more balloons wins.)
Let's do Irene's team vs. Jong-hyun's team.
Sure.
Stand behind someone you want to team with.
Everyone's gonna go to Irene.
Don't worry.
Stand behind Irene,
if you want to be on her team.
I can't be with Kyung-hoon anyways.
I'm going to destroy at least once.
Stand behind someone you want.
I'll count to 3 then turn.
One, two, three!
(Why do sad predictions always come true?)
(Irene's team is packed.)
I feel like I've won already!
No, he's just fat.
(Won a lot of meat.)
Let's do rock paper scissors to pick teams.
Winner picks.
Rock paper scissors!
Soo-geun!
At your service, my lord.
(Irene team: Soo-geun, Kyung-hoon.)
(2 Bodyguards)
(With Sang-min, 3 Bodyguards.)
(Jong-hyun: Ho-dong, Hee-chul, Jang-hoon.)
So the winner gets me?
No, the loser.
(The loser gets him like a punishment)
(He cracks up as well!)
(Which loser will take Yeong-cheol?)
(Irene gets 4 bodyguards.)
(Both team prepares...)
(Soo-geun approaches with a book.)
3rd...3rd...
Head.
- Go back. - Go back.
- Head again. - Head again.
(Teaching weird special moves.)
(Ho-dong wears a head gear.)
(Stuck)
Isn't it too small?
Why didn't you bring a bigger one?
(His big head is hilarious.)
(Barely gets it on with help.)
(Is that it?)
He looks like a doll.
He's the final boss!
Final boss! He's the final boss!
We need to separate swords.
You take red, we'll take blue.
Let's go!
Set!
Ready? Bow!
Ready.
(Kang Ho-dong vs. Min Kyung-hoon)
Watch the person next to you.
(Feeling each other out.)
- 1 minute. - Watch your wrist.
10 seconds past.
(Kyung-hoon lands his attack.)
(You little!)
Don't we have to separate after a point?
(He attacks using his hands.)
He's cheating! He can't do that!
Are you a thug?
(Getting angry)
(Even uses his foot.)
This is cheating.
(He complains while cringing.)
There's no stopping.
No stopping.
The game is over when there are no balloons.
(Lands his attack as soon as it starts.)
(Ssamja's swift attack!)
(Disappears out of his sight.)
(Where did he go?)
Head! Head! Head!
(Focuses on the balloon on his head)
(Kyung-hoon dominates Ho-dong.)
(Out of anger, he uses his hands again.)
(Wrestling move.)
(Kyung-hoon retaliates.)
(Bite!)
(New concept of sparring.)
(Screaming)
(Chewing on him)
(He deserved every bit of it.)
(Fitting ending for a cheater.)
(I only beat up one person.)
(I thought we were sparring kendo?)
(Chaos) - Did you bite him?
Look at Ho-dong. He looks terrible.
You bit me like a dog!
(So funny)
(Clear bite mark.)
You bit him hard!
He plays dirty!
(He cheated but feels he was cheated on.)
You should pretend like you are.
How can you actually bite someone?
(Sorry)
(Kyung-hoon approaches first.)
- Are you okay? (Pats him)
Fair play from now on.
You okay?
(Here)
- This is mine. - 10 seconds left.
That's mine.
I played with red.
Pay attention!
I was holding it the whole time!
Blue headgear!
Blue headgear! Blue!
(Headgear? Let's take a look.)
(I don't see any blue.)
Blue with blue and red with red!
(Out of his mind after one bite.)
(Tries really hard.)
He's out of it right now.
Stand still!
I don't see it.
(Laughing)
Last 10 seconds.
- That's it? - The balloons.
(Restart of Hoo-dong and Kyung-hoon's match)
(Ho-dong's goes against him with his famous power.)
(Kyung-hoon, this is for real now.)
Match is over!
(Only got to cheat before the match ended)
(Final boss was easy. I won!)
Red wins!
(Jong-hyun's team 0: 1 Irene's team)
Ho-dong was no match.
(Kyung-hoon again!)
(Must revenge next time.)
Hee-chul, you're up.
Match #2!
I'll play fair and square.
Irene, our team's princess, is playing.
Who's playing for the blue team?
I'm their princess.
Blue team's princess, Hee-mi
(Princess battle. Hee-chul vs. Irene.)
Ready!
(1 combo.)
(2 combo.)
(3 combo.)
(4 combo.)
(5 combo.)
(6 combos in an blink of an eye!)
Come here!
(I can't just take hits.)
No!
(5:7, Hee-chul runs after his 5 combo.)
(You can't run!)
Look at her face!
Don't turn your back!
Help!
(Will chase Hee-chul forever.)
There's two left!
- (Match over.) - I'm tired!
(Grabbing her hair!)
(Princess battle #2 becomes ugly.)
Irene! Grab him too!
(It needs to be a fair game. Irene, grab him!)
One handful! One handful wins!
(Whoever rips out handful of hair wins!)
(Loves his new rule.)
(Crowd loves this match more.)
They both won.
(Princess battle left too many scars.)
Irene team won!
(Match 3. Jang-hoon vs. Yeong-cheol.)
Face front!
First blue!
Scream!
(Screams)
Red! Scream!
(He sounds like a dinosaur)
(Very loud)
Red! Two points!
(Young-chul's scream earns him 2 points)
Ready
(Testing each other with sponge swords.)
(Yeong-cheol with first point!)
Wait!
- Wait. - Why?
Hold on.
I can't see!
(Makes it into a skit)
You can't see, blue?
The balloons get in my way!
Look!
(Look at this!) - I can't see anything!
There's nothing we can do.
You can pop your own.
- There's nothing we can do. (Speechless)
He has to choose?
You can let him pop yours.
(Yeong-cheol is gone! Now he's back!)
Jang-hoon!
(This is a very old comedy!)
Hyung-rae wins!
(He wins the slapstick game.)
(I'll just do it.)
Is there something wrong?
Nope.
Blue?
Nope.
Raise your hands.
Stay still.
There's nothing wrong?
No?
Nope.
Okay.
Ready! Go!
(Match resumes after checking that there are no problems)
(Side attack!)
(Immediate retaliation!)
I can't see!
(Oh, father.)
(Chop!)
(That's enough!)
(Angry giant's retaliation!)
(Interesting.)
(With Jang-hoon's win,)
(Jong-hyun's team 1:2 Irene's team)
(Cowardly revenge.)
I give up.
It's already over.
At the end, it was too...
- It didn't hurt. - It didn't hurt?
But didn't I look pathetic?
A lot.
You looked very pathetic.
It was like when my dad was hitting me.
(Match 4. Jong-hyun vs. Sang-min.)
Ready!
(One, two)
- His stance is different. (Very stable stance.)
(Pops the balloon in speed of light!)
(Wow!)
(He got scared)
The opposing team! Don't get scared!
(Calm.)
(Sang-min can't do anything!)
Keep going!
(Fast and accurate. One reach, one pop!)
(Clean headshot!)
(Scared.)
(Happy)
Blue wins!
(2:2 Tied game!)
Now it's 2:2, Blue 2! and Red 2!
(Final match. Jong-hyun vs. Soo-geun.)
Final match.
(In finals, match will restart when a balloon is popped.)
(And must win by 2.)
Ready.
(Skilled Kento player Jong-hyun vs. Soo-geun with many talents)
(Speedy sparring from the start!)
(Neck in neck)
(Balloon pops on each side)
(Two popped simultaneously!)
(They traded shots mili-seconds apart.)
(Finals. Jong-hyun 1:1 Soo-geun.)
This is intense!
(Very intense final match.)
(Final match Jong-hyun vs. Soo-geun 2nd match!)
He really looks like a bird.
(Attacks with speed of light when Soo-geun has his guards down)
(Very accurate attack.)
(Awestruck!)
(Jong-hyun 2:1 Soo-geun)
(Totally focused.)
(Third match begins!)
(Soo-geun comes right back!)
(Jong-hyun 2:2 Soo-geun.)
(Interesting game)
This is fun.
This is crazy.
(4th match starts!)
Let's get his leg!
(Fierce battle ensues!)
He blocks everything.
(Jong-hyun gets him first.)
(So close!)
(They continue to trade shots.)
(Jong-hyun 3:2 Soo-geun)
(Grabbing something)
(Let's see...)
(Learning Kendo with a poetry book...)
(Laughing)
(Learning complete!)
(How much will he improve?)
(Additional rule.)
So you get the head and you win?
(Balloon on the head to win the match!)
(Last match of the final!)
(Getting rid of other balloons.) - I can't see.
(Carefully testing each other out.)
Be careful.
(Soo-geun in joy after he pops one first!)
(Jong-hyun then gets him on the head!)
(Excuse me, referee?)
(I hit him first.)
(Jong-hyun wins after getting the headshot!)
I hit him here first!
(Soo-geun didn't understand the rules...) - We said we just need to get the head.
(It was the one on the head only.)
- Oh, head only? (Finally understood)
But!
That was just to end the game.
- Can we get another balloon? - You get what I'm saying, right?
(Rematch for Soo-geun since he didn't understand the rules!)
He didn't know.
- A clean ending. (Rematch!)
Leave one on the head and nothing else.
(Wears the headgear with the balloon...)
(Did he wear it?)
How can I hit you?
(Referee intervenes for a fair game.)
(Punished for cheating!)
(That'll wake him up!)
(Laughing.)
(Fair and square.)
(Don't you dare try to trick me.)
(He wore the helmet properly this time.)
Head only, nowhere else.
(Tense atmosphere.)
This is very tense.
(Final match between Jong-hyun and Soo-geun!)
(Dangerous! He touched his own.)
You almost hit your own!
That would have been funny.
(Soo-geun goes in first!)
(Wow!)
(Jong-hyun, calm to block him.)
(One final attack.)
(Clean strike!)
(Amazing!)
(Jong-hyun showed his true skills.)
He's really fast.
(Jong-hyun's team wins 3:2!)
What do we do now?
This is the 2nd period.
(Dance.)
I've always wanted to try it.
Irene asked for a dance class.
You can pair up and follow
the topic to create a choreography.
Then we'll have a time to present it.
We'll make teams first.
(People who choose same topics,_
(will be on the same team.)
(Dancer like movement...)
(Gracefully picked!)
Do I have to open it?
(Unintentionally makes everyone laugh.)
(Everyone comes forward.)
(Everyone's choice complete!)
I'm parent's grace.
(Household peace.)
(How fitting!)
Out of all those tickets, you chose it yourself.
(Who could I blame?)
(Parent's grace)
I'm so glad he didn't get household peace.
(Lone bright spot?)
(Household peace.)
I can go anywhere.
I got 'Age of Remorse'
('Age of Remorse')
(Two idols in one team!)
I got 'Environment Protection'
(Idol vs Old people.)
(Team, topic choice complete!)
Jang-hoon!
('Parent's Grace team'.)
Let's go in.
(So excited.)
This is our music?
(Have to choreograph to the given music.)
(Are they waiting for a phone call?)
(After thinking about it for awhile.)
(He's got an idea!)
Like you said earlier..
I get weaker.
You continue to grow,
and I become a baby.
You have to lead me.
If you try to get out,
I grab you,
drag you back,
and again.
(Choreography is completed just like that.)
(Very satisfied.)
This is great!
(Household peace.)
Try spinning.
Spinning is your trademark, so spin.
Use your hands!
(Dad flaps around.)
Are you a bird?
I'm a bird.
I'm representing a bird.
(Then father and son meet.)
(With storm of bad acting...)
(And hug!)
(They're satisfied!)
We're done.
('Age of Remorse')
(Three idol's team.)
(Shining Shinee)
(Even the crazy one looks good!)
(Irene's fancy solo!)
(While they're practicing...)
(Their rival(?) the old team...)
We can't do this by ourselves.
(Stuck)
Should we use a prop?
(Went to get props.)
(Comes.)
(and goes)
(And comes.)
(They aren't practicing but preparing props.)
What's taking them so long?
(He's playing with a balloon...)
(Slapstick!)
(Doubting her eyes...!)
(Official slapstick master.)
We'll start the final presentation.
(Without Ho-dong and Yeong-cheol?)
To ensure fair judgment,
We've brought a professional dance expert.
Please come in!
We're really sorry.
(Surprised.)
(Dancing 9 judge...!)
Hello.
Hi!
I'm dancer, Woo Hyun-young.
(Welcome.)
(40 years of dancing.)
(One of Korea's best, Woo Hyun-young.)
Today's judging guidelines will be,
Understanding the topic,
and expression of it.
But most importantly, creativity.
Her decision is very authentic.
The staff would've caused controversies.
-Our expression will be appreciated. -Now that Ms. Woo is here-
We finally have a chance.
We'll have the first team take the stage.
Environment Protection.
They're up first?
(Prop prepped for entire practice time.)
(Even used the staff.)
This isn't the talent show. Why did you prepare so many props?
(Too many props!)
Round of applause!
Is he doing it alone?
(No, No!)
(Ho-dong enters!)
Do it here. So she can see better.
(Hiding his face thoroughly.)
(With idol's team looking.)
(Old men's team start!)
(Reveals his face.)
(Shock.)
(Prop thrown!)
Don't do this to Earth!
(Face was supposed to be the Earth.)
The Earth loves people!
Don't do this to me!
Stop hurting me.
Please!
Please! Don't!
Please!
(Attack towards the Earth continues.)
He's just a jerk!
(The play reaches its climax!)
(Screams.)
(He collapses.)
I'm sorry, Earth...
I can't even clap.
(Old men's performance is finished!)
This took you that long?
(Embarrassed.)
-Isn't this just two old men throwing a fit? -They ruined the stage.
Look what they've done!
We have to clean all of it.
This right here is hurting the Earth.
We wanted to show what happens
when you damage the Earth.
If Earth fails...
So does the humanity...
(Human's relentless environment damage.)
(Earth destroyed by pollutions.)
(Finally, so does the humanity...)
(Destruction leads to extinction.)
Please, protect our Earth.
(Deep introspected piece!)
This isn't a time for speech.
Is this part of their choreography?
What are they doing?
What took you so long?
(Pollution left behind by the,)
(Environment Protection team.)
(9 staff members had to pick it up.)
Young-chul was being way too serious.
Remember this is what happens.
Next up is 'Household Peace'
Let's go!
(Inhaling the smoke.)
(Angry son.)
(Smoking while deep in thoughts...)
He's crying over there.
(After moving to center stage...)
(The much practiced...)
(Spin.)
I thought it was a traditional dance.
(Modern x traditional dance.)
-Is this how it ends? -
(Flapping giant.)
What does this mean?
(Intense hug.)
(Abstruse...)
(Deafening silence)
(Encouraging applause.)
What our choreograph represented,
as a trouble teen, I behaved inappropriately,
and I ran away from home and wander around.
While I was cold and hungry being homeless,
When were you cold and hungry?
When he was spinning around.
It represented feeling lost.
He collapsed after feeling lost,
and like a mother bird,
Could you write it down?
It's too long.
Send me an email.
In the end,
-He finally returned to my arms. -It was very touching.
It was a message to protect a family.
Did flapping represent a mother bird?
That's correct. I was portraying a mother bird.
(A part he insists it was a mother bird!)
(Piece full of paternal love finished!)
Next is 'Parent's Grace'
We need to do well.
(Full of anticipation.)
Before we go in,
it's the second part.
"The Ungrateful Child Cries"
I'm looking forward to Sang-min.
He's famous for heartful choreograph.
Music...
Start.
(From the beginning, even his steps feel sincere.)
(Chu.)
(A move that indicates that something has come out.)
He's born.
Mommy!
(They have mastered complicated moves.)
(Shots? Shots?)
(Stagger)
He's fighting.
(After a violent fight.)
He's great.
(Arrested?)
He's arrested.
(Perfect synchronization.)
(Wailing.)
The mother died?
(A show with lingering imagery.)
(Both teacher and students were moved!)
What were you trying to express?
At first, I fell in love.
And gave birth to a child.
So my son was born.
This child, who was like a puppet,
who listened to his parents,
grew up and escaped.
Then he drinks, fights,
A parent can only watch him get arrested.
Then they meet at the prison.
Their hands can't touch but,
their heart does.
They miss each other.
And when he finally gets out,
his dad was too old and weak.
And dies...
And the child regrets his past.
Oh, that's why the title is "The Ungrateful Child Cries."
Excuse me for saying this but,
I feel like they plagiarized our story.
Right?
Then sue us.
-It was way too similar. - I'm sorry. But that was funny.
It's funny that they would talk about it.
We plagiarized in that short time?
Of course! That's entirely possible.
I think our choreograph speaks for itself.
(Well done.)
Finally, 'Age of Remorse' will take stage.
We really have to show them.
It'd be so embarrassing if we lost.
Let's go idols!
-Break a leg! -What great casts.
(Super Junior x Shinee x Red Velvet.)
They have the hottest singers.
This is a musical.
I know right?
(Teacher with high hopes!)
(Idol team starts!)
(Moving as if they were one person.)
(On point choreography!)
(A very popular routine.)
Was he smoking?
They're all similar.
(Praying routine!)
Are they done?
(Confused.)
It was very well cast...
We expressed unspeakable sins.
Irene's was violence.
Jong-hyun's was drink and disorderly.
I was a drug addict.
And finally, we finished with a repent.
I thought they would do much better.
This song didn't have a beat.
They were similar to Environment Protection
It was hard to dance without a beat.
(With everyone finished.)
And we'll have expert's score and comments.
Thank you for your performance,
I think you expressed the topic very well,
under a short period of time.
I was surprised by few teams.
Who was last?
Last place...?
After I saw you all dance,
was it your first time choreographing?
You looked straight at us!
There was no suspense whatsoever!
She was staring at me too obviously.
'Household Peace' was,
if I didn't hear Kyung-hoon's explanation,
I wouldn't have understood.
But since I did understand,
that means your expression wasn't
well presented.
The third place is,
our 'Age of Remorse' team
You guys are very good dancers,
really could've showed something.
Expressing 'Age of Remorse' was...
Irene couldn't control her emotions
and ended up smiling,
so it didn't look like violence.
You smiled?
(Sorry.)
(Crowed loved Hee-chul's realistic act.)
(So did Irene and smiled.)
Us three, as a part of SM agency's idols,
we'll leave our agency,
to show our remorse.
(Hee-chul...)
I couldn't possibly face the CEO.
Are you already talking to other agencies?
Come to mine.
Our president's name is Lee Soo-geun.
Seriously?
Really?
Did anything happen to him?
(He's not like that!)
I don't know if this is because I wasn't expecting much.
But this team really expressed their emotions so sincerely.
First place is...
(God of Music team with heartfelt performance?)
(Or prop performance old men team?)
First place is,
Environment Protection!
(Sad but admit their loss.)
I really wasn't expecting anything.
Neither did we.
But their expression was...
Even kids, everyone would've
got their message.
If they didn't tell me he was the Earth,
I never would've guessed that he was.
I thought his face was polluted.
I thought your mother bird was unique.
I'm said it wasn't recognized.
He's obviously the Earth.
You changed your position?
'Parent's Grace'
Your understanding and expression was, outstanding.
It was surprising to see conventional
choreographs being used to express your routine.
Your synergy touched everyone here.
(Thank you!)
No, we're all first place!
(Bell rings.)
There's the bell!
Can we go home?
Thanks for your time,
and I have a new album called "I like it" out.
Please listen to it. Bye!
It's sad to see you go.
You can come anytime.
Sure.
Irene?
When you need a music?
Live! Music Bank!
Bye!
(Sang-min's just happy.)
Bye!
-Good job! -See you.
Come again!
Bye!
(She's here!)
(Make men kneel and dance!)
(Everyone's sweetheart, Hye-bin!)
I felt the happiest when I listened to your heart beat.
How about you, sweetie?
(Right now!!)
(But happy times don't last.)
(Bride disappears on day of the wedding!)
I want to know why!
Why didn't you show?
I heard about your dressing up like a girl and dancing.
Me?
Me or meat?
You insulted me!
I was worse than pork belly.
Get out.
Were you happy to see me suffer?
Hae-young.
-Son! -Dad! -Honey?
Hye-bin?
You're not my son!
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